Chardonnay’s Dutch Dale Trail – R*n 1398
8 February 2024 from John Turnbull Park, Lenah Valley
Hare: Dyke
Run Reporter: Wee Bev

Massive pack of 36 for Dyke to cater for. He was very nervous that some may go unsatisfied.

Despite the hills, the trail was excellent.

Started off heading to The Lady Franklin gallery where the runners did an extra loop .. and the walkers a falsie before heading uphill for the first time.

Pole Dancer lead  the way for the runners while Prickit jogged ahead of the walkers… checking out the FTs.

Up and down dale and through alley ways. I found myself at the back of the walkers after impersonating I-know-where-the-trail-goes Argue!

Then there were those stairs. Dyke was being called all sorts of names, none of which were particularly complimentary.

Highlight of the run was the piss stop, complete with pussy for patting.

First serious contender for run of the year.

Wee Bev

DOWN DOWNS

• The Hare: Dyke.  Excellent trail and fabulous catering.
• Cuntry Members: Cereal Box, Jaffa, Zero and Red Dress
• Growler: for riding her bike so hard one of the wheels fell off!
• Zero: Invited someone for tea and tomatoes… but visitor was disappointed .. no meat and three veg.. just a cuppa!
• LA: Was apparently calling “Put it in”. “Put it in” on trail! Who was putting what in where? Does Grizzly know?

• Hands On: Was riding her bike down Bonnet Hill with her new mates on expensive bikes and fancy gear was too snooty to say  “Hi” to Poley and Snacky who were giving it their all cycling up the hill.
• Jaffa: for New Shoes
• Slippery Nipple & Spoof: for discussions about “Shee Wees”! But Madame Lip was not willing to demonstrate.
• Hands On: for being humped by Teddy, her dog, after she assured everyone that he was a poofter dog that would not be interested in any stray pussy!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 24 February – Red Dress Run @ Hobart Brewing Company, Evans Street
  Supporting the charity SPEAK UP! Stay ChatTY promoting positive mental health and preventing suicide by reducing stigma and encouraging people to seek help.
• 8-10 March – Interhash 2024 @ Queenstown, NZ
• 16 March – Bream Creek Show R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 – Aussie Nash Hash 2025 @ Fremantle, WA

All the photos from Run 1399

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.