Chardonnay’s Wee Flick Frolic – R*n 1455
30 January 2025 from Victoria Esplanade, Bellerive
Hares: Wee Bev and Herr Flick
Run Reporter: Uber

A good gathering of hashers congregated at the house of Flick for the one flick and they’re gone trail. After plenty of arm waving and many instructions from the Flick man the pack took off down the esplanade. It soon became obvious that no-one took any notice of what he said as some hashers were in Kangaroo Bay, a few lingering near the Waterfront Hotel and another group at the Bellerive fort.

Apparently all those who followed trail said it was excellent. Naturally the first 2 hashers at the piss stop were those 2 hash cutting B’s Dyke and C#n’t Stop. How they beat all hashers to the piss stop was nothing short of amazing.

The well stocked piss stop was held at the lookout and what a great place it was with fantastic views down the river. Once back at the house of Flick we were spoilt with Wee Bev’s homemade lasagne. Absolutely fabulous. The lively lip session with those sons of fun Spoof and Nancy Boy was as always extremely entertaining.

A great trail and fabulous food.

On On Uber.

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy

• Herr Flick and Wee Bev – The Hares
• Hooray, Silent P, In The Raw, Down Under and Platypussy – C#untry members.
• Hooray – complaining that he doesn’t have enough money because Australian’s don’t tip. He might have to up the prices of his tours and start siphoning some off the top.
• Buddha – he definitely doesn’t tip – tried to get away with not paying at all.
• Shithouse – going for the non-tipping trifecta, pulled a Buddha but was a bit more successful.
• Slippery Nipple – for mistaking the Hash p*ss stop for a real p*ss stop. Apparently its contagious as she made Snack Bar wet himself as well.
• Snack Bar – he should know after the Seven Mile Beach incident that farting on trail is a no go.
• Crusher – somehow managing to have not one meal, not two, but three.
• In The Raw – for hiding FTs on trail.
• Wee Bev – Last day of work before semi-retirement. She can officially join Retirees Hash!
• Crusher – awarded the title of JMs’ Executive Assistant for driving to Tullah to check out accommodation and runs for the Fling.
• Slippery Nipple, LA, Growler, Silent P, Down Under, Crusher – somehow ended up in Kangaroo Bay and had to call Uber to find the p*ss stop … something to do with Slippery’s trail calling.
• Griz and LA – f*cking off to New Zealand.

Skols from the floor:

• In The Raw -> Dyke asked ITR to drop information about Tullah to his house. On arrival, Dyke answered the door with sweat dripping down his face from a bout of “hot yoga” in his lounge room.

NEXT RUN

Run 1456: 6 February 2025
HARE APPARENT: Prickit
STARTING FROM: Parliament St Reserve, Sandy Bay
RUN REPORTER: C#n’t Stop
$20 run fee ($10 run only). Food and p*ss stop provided. BYO drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• Next Full Moon Run – Pee Wee’s place at Lake Cresent.
• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1455

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com