Chardonnay’s Parliamentary Inquiry Run – R*n 1456
6 February 2025 from Parliament Street Reserve, Sandy Bay
Hare: Prickit
Run Reporter: C#n’t Stop

Run report (A)

Great summer night for a hash run with all the hashers in the park. The 6:31 call for Prickit to let us know where to start the run. Prickit not quite ready yet, just as the mouthy ones yelled out (In the Raw and Jack Shit) where’s the slide that was promised only to find out that the big kiddies one was not finished and you must go on the little kiddies one. Dyke tried it out just the right size for Nancy Boy. Hasher Spoof called out where the piss stopped and can I get a lift. Prickit said there is a runner and walkers trail and NDIS trail just outside the gate. We all set off down the road then left to a walkway and onto the main road again where’s there was the first check, as normally Pole Dancer and Hooray went one way and Red Dress the other way well as we didn’t here the call that was the last time we seen Poly trying to be the front running bastard not calling ON ON , Red Dress picked up the trail and Snack Bar, Vodka Cruiser Chis Miss and C#n’t Stop followed up to Macquarie St then along to a FT again that’s were we lost sight of Red Dress and Wee Bev. Uber, Cumonion, Growler and Tarzan’s Grope were spotted and then proceeded to get lost for the rest of the trail. Snack Bar, Hooray and Can’t Stop and In the Raw don’t know where he came from as we speed off to get back on trial.

For all the hashers it is just to follow the trail walkers one-way up South Hobart and no need for searching for trail markers as it was well marked to be seen by all. Anyway, the trail headed around the streets of south Hobart till we around the hills of the water works for the runners then into bush tracks eventually popping out behind the dam grounds heading back down the road to get to the well-stocked piss stop back at the base of Fitzroy Gardens. One Drink and piss off as the food was being served back in Parliament Park. Chicken and salads were on the menu. It was an easy trail to follow. Jelly shots challenged the tongues of many of the more experienced hashers. (I’m not sure of what they were experienced in). We all waited for the lip session from Spoof and Nancy Boy.

ON ON

C#n’t Stop

Chardonnay in the Park
Run report (B) by AI – For those who can’t understand report A !

Dear Chardonnay’s In the Park Hashers,

I’m writing to share a recap of our recent summer night hash run. We started with a 6:31 call for Prickit to guide us to the starting point. While we waited, there was discussion about the promised slide, which turned out to be unfinished for the “big kiddies” and only available for the “little kiddies.”

Prickit then outlined the runner, walker, and NDF trails just outside the gate. We set off down the road and eventually reached the first check. Unfortunately, we lost sight of Pole Dancer and Hooray at this point. Red Dress picked up the trail, and a group of us followed along Macquarie Street to another FT, where we lost sight of Red Dress and Wee Bev.

The trail continued through the streets of South Hobart and around the hills of the water works for the runners, then into bush tracks, eventually leading back to the well-stocked piss stop at the base of Fitzroy Gardens. We then returned to Parliament Park for chicken, salads, and jelly shots.

Overall, it was an enjoyable run with a well-marked trail. Thank you to everyone who participated.

ON ON

C#n’t Stop

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy

• Prickit – The Hare
• Red Dress, Jack Shit, Pole Dancer, Vodka Cruiser, Tarzan’s Grope – C#untry members.
• Herr Flick – knows his limit of 0.05 (which is why he always gets Wee Bev to drive).
• Slippery Nipple – with Greenland, Canada and the Riviera of the Middle East Gaza now part of the USA, Slippery is not sure which country to take up residence in.
• Crusher and Poley – busted hanging out in the outer ‘burbs of Dodges Ferry on a non-Hash night.
• Pussy Galore – forgot the dog and the dog lead at the start of trail.
• Jack Shit – rather than meeting Old Mate at the pearly gates, he now has a pacemaker made of play dough.
• Crusher – for abuse to his own ankle. I think the technical term is he f*cked it.
• Herr Flick – wanted Vodka Cruiser to try on a Hash shirt, wasn’t expecting her to do the Full Monty in front of him.
• Wee Bev – for crimes against local pussies. The poor owner popped said pussy in a bag and walked away.
• Red Dress – scared of Christmas (or it is Chris Miss?????) – some Hashers suggest it might have something to do with selling faulty cars.

Lost property:

• Buddha – forgot his bag and the grog in it last week.

NEXT RUN

Run 1457: 13 February 2025
HARE APPARENT: Slippery Nipple, Crusher and Metro
STARTING FROM: Boat Park, Dodges Ferry
RUN REPORTER: Maximus
$20 run fee ($10 run only). Food and p*ss stop provided. BYO drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

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UP CUMMING EVENTS

• Next Full Moon Run – Pee Wee’s place at Lake Cresent.
• 15 March 2025 | Bream Creek Show Hash R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 | Aussie Nash Hash 2025, Fremantle
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1456

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

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