Chardonnay’s Tropical Eastern Shore – R*n 1463
27 March 2025 from Geilston Bay Rec Area
Hare: Chris Miss
Run Reporter: Slippery Nipple

On a calm Thursday evening 21 Hashers started their antics with a lost child’s ball.  Mostly males thinking they were elite valley ball players or clumsy soccer players.  The cars in the parking lot paid for it and a few knuckle heads in the way!

We then decided to run or walk and talk on a very scenic trail.  Thank you for that Chris Miss!  No highlights other than no lost souls and straight to the piss stop we went!  We sipped and slurped until it got a bit dark so straight to the BBQ area we went to feed our hungry guts.

I maybe be daydreaming but ya’all were a bit sane.  I’m sure you’ll make up for it and then some!!  

On On 

Princess Slippery  

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy

• Chris Miss – The Hare
• C#ntry Members – Buddha and Pussy Galore
• Snacky – for stealing some little fella’s soccer ball.
• Hooray – for agitating the same small little fella then making out like he had to protect his fellow Hashers from him.
• Maximus – for ordering pineapple, artichokes, and jalapenos on his pizza to keep his fellow Hashers away from it.
• Jack Shit – for being the official Hash fashion guru after rating Hooray’s attire.
• Crusher – someone asked Crusher to marry them – could it have been Poley?
• Red Dress – went to a party dressed as Chris Hemsworth and met up with Ita Buttrose. Then took Ita home for a good time and made her a bit “Thor”.

Skols from the floor:

Poley>Nancy Boy: Lost property.

Poley>Uber: 450 millstone with the real badge but Jack Shit forgot the shaving cream.

Chris Miss>Jack Shit and Snacky: cocked up everyone’s ALF footy tips for going for St Kilda and North Melbourne who actually won.

Hooray>Red Dress: dropped his pizza all over the floor, giving the Eastern Shore Hashers a bad name.

Cumonion>Nancy Boy: most healthy person in Hash after cooking his own vegetarian sausages.

Chris Miss>Red Dress: sold Chris Miss a dud car that didn’t work. Chris Miss left the door open for 15 minutes on a camping trip, which drained all the electrics.

Buddha>Chris Miss and Jack Shit: for taking Maisie to dog boot camp while in their care. Too much walking means that Maisie is now in senior citizens dog rehab.

Xena>Slippery Nipple: for not perfecting the art of the bush wee after being in Australia for 22 years.

Poley>Xena: for actually checking the checks.

NEXT RUN

Run 1464: 3 April 2025
HARE APPARENT: Buddha and Pussy Galore
STARTING FROM: 567 Oceana Drive Howrah
RUN REPORTER: Morticia
$20 run fee including p*ss stop. Bring your own drinks.

If you would like a p*ss stop at your run, please let the Hash Hops (Clearfell or Chris Miss) know the week before!

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1463

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

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