Chardonnay’s Nine Lives Run – R*n 1464
3 April 2025 from Oceana Drive, Howrah
Hare: Buddha and Pussy Galore
Run Reporter: Morticia

Sixteen hashers gathered in a spic and span garage with everything in its place
and in perfect order. The run started 4 minutes late due to Morticia procrastinating
over which culinary delight to choose.

The hare’s instructions were “mostly flat”, runners trail is 8 kms and walkers 3kms,
however I had inside information that the walk was more likely to be 4kms which
proved to be more accurate. Turn right at top of the driveway and THERE IS A
P*SS STOP. That is always the most important bit!

The sky looked threatening but of course it never rains on a hash run…or does it?
The group did as instructed and before long we were heading down a gravel path,
through a small reserve, then another path before crossing Tranmere Road and
onto the Clarence Foreshore Trail. This was a scenic trail where substantial
restoration work had been done on the foreshore including sandstone seating
blocks to sit and admire the view. No time for this though and so it was on on
before the weather broke.

Following trail uphill we came to our first FT and it was at this point Fringe Benefits
opened up the umbrella…always a lady, no beenie or old coat for her.
The trail continued on tracks most of us didn’t know existed, through a playground
and then a check point… over a footbridge to find trail until…yes…another FT. At
this point runners Poley and Snack Bar caught up to us and explored a side track
calling “On On” and so we continued…and so did the rain! By this time we were
getting damp and eagerly looking forward to the PS and an end to the trail.
Along a few more streets and up another hill until we were finally on the home
stretch with a flat stroll to finish. All in all an enjoyable walkers trail and not as hilly
as some.

Thank you to the hares for some delicious burgers, home done chips and
icecreams to finish off.

Morticia

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Nancy Boy

• Buddha and Pussy Galore – the Hares.
• Poley: Stole Morticia’s hat, rubbed his poley all over it and wouldn’t give it back.
• Buddha – with such a spic and span garage, the only thing missing was labels on everything.
• Cumonion – was so worried that she would miss out on her chips that Nancy Boy had to put aside a pottle especially for her (New Zealand language for those not in the know).
• Slippery Nipple – chose the Australian beef burger for dinner and got charged an additional 29% tariff on it.
• Crusher – for being the smart one at Hash and collecting everyone’s cans for recycling. He’s almost a millionaire.
• Maximus – as a part Scandinavian, Maxi had to do his national service with the Norwegian Navy. Maximus’ specific role was as the bar coder of the boats to scan da navy in.
• Pussy Galore – Pussy lost her dog (better than her pussy I suppose) but found her again. Bonus points for the sip and paint pictures of Maisie.
• Buddha – for keeping his 70s modelling shot complete with porn mustache in his garage.
• Hooray – another joke …
• Maximus and Xena – the f*ck off song.

Skols from the floor:

Poley>Morticia: Lost property.

Buddha>Pussy Galore and Fringe Benefits: For not wearing any Hash gear.

NEXT RUN

Run 1465: 10 April 2025
HARE APPARENT: Griz
STARTING FROM: 4 Wigram Court Old Beach
RUN REPORTER: Spoof
$20 run fee including food. Bring your own drinks.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JM’s

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 26 May 2025 | Combined Clubs Charity Run (see flyer)
• 8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1464

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

A note from the Hon Sec: Griz will be taking over the Trash for the next four weeks while the Hon Sec is off galivanting. Please send your run report directly to Griz at chardonnayh3@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.