Chardonnay’s Bro’s Club – R*n 1479
26 June 2025 from Hobart Workers Club
Hare: Arsecutter
Run Reporter: Brazilian

A group of hashers gathered at the ‘new’ Workers Club in Elizabeth Street, most
feeling frustrated in the difficulty in finding a car park within walking distance of the
venue after doing several blockies looking for space. The rest were feeling very
smug that they arrived early and found parking easily. The fact there was an event
on at the Playhouse Theatre in Bathurst Street did not help!

The run started more or less on time at 6.31pm by Arsecutter after a brief description of the run and walk lengths. The pack was directed that the runners were to go left and the walkers go right from the bottom of the stairs.

Little did we know what was ahead, with the run heading up Elizabeth Street then left
up Bathurst Street. The front runners Maxi, Poledancer, Tic Toc, C#nt Stop and
Snackbar soon found some FTs and trail headed into Harrington Street.
Unfortunately the run turned left into Patrick Street, the steepest street in Hobart,
with a gradient equivalent to The Hillary Step on Mt Everest. Even the front runners
could not handle the gradient and all slowed to a walk and continued up to a reprieve into Barrack Street. Not having done enough hills, we then run up Brisbane Street past The Marquis and into Hill Street.

Trail continued down Hill Street then right into Warwick St. A number of checks
allowed the slower runners – Prickit, Brazilian, Tic Toc (who was coughing up a
lung by this time) and Snackbar to catch up the front runners. Poley found trail up
Murray Street then down Burnett St.

We eventually ran down the Brooker to the Uni Bridge where Maxi was one of the
few runners who followed trail over the bridge and smelled the roses. We came
across the paparazzi, Grizzly, with iPhone in hand, poised to get some action shots.
He obviously recovered after being run into by Snackbar who tried running past
C#nt Stop who was trying to block Grizzly. Griz sidestepped C#nt Stop and was then run into by Snackbar. The rest of us took various short cuts and ended up on trail on Liverpool Street and on back to the Workers Club.

After this run Arsecutter could be a late nomination for the most hated man in hash.
At least the weather gods were kind to us, so it could have been worse.

On On
Brazilian

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• The Hare: Arsecutter
• Gingernuts and Poley: Gingernuts for turning up to take photos and Poley for turning up as the JM … because we can’t organise ourselves if the management are not here.
• Maximus: Was going away for the weekend and was concerned that he wouldn’t see Xena before he left. Being somewhat (!!!) high on the OCD scale, all Maxi was worried about was showing Xena how to use the mop because he didn’t know whether a) Xena knew how to use a mop, b) Xena would actually do the mopping while he was away, and c) whether Xena’s mopping would be up to his standards.

• Crusha and Tits Up: Went to the old Workers Club instead of the new one.
• Snack Bar, Hands On and Brazilian: refusing to ride their bikes because it was raining.
• In The Raw: Shouldn’t be at the Workers Club because apparently he doesn’t work.
• C#n’t Stop: Only came to the Workers Club to find his next cheap workers.
• Top Dek: Wrote to the Glenorchy Council as an “elderly woman” to dispute that the youth are making it unsafe for old people.
• C#n’t Stop, Prickit and Cumonion: For wearing matching outfits … does this make C#n’t Stop the spit roast?
• Grassroots: Late comer.
• Snack Bar: Because North Melbourne actually won.
• Hand On: The far cough song.

Skols from the floor:

• Grizzy>Brazilian: For a dereliction of her duties leaving Clearfell at home with man flu.
• Poley>Crusha: Leaving lost property at Poley’s house including a parrot and an old franger.
• ITR>C#n’t Stop: C#n’t Stop allegedly had a fling with twins many years back. He could only tell them apart because Sally had coloured fingernails and Tom had a c*ck!

NEXT RUN

Run 1480: 3 July 2025
HARE APPARENT: Brazilian
STARTING FROM: Kingston Hotel (Darcy’s Bar and Eatery)
RUN REPORTER: Jack Shit
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

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All the photos from Run 1479

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

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