Chardonnay’s Traditional Birthday Bash – R*n 1481
10 July 2025 from the Maypole Hotel
Hare: Crusha
Run Reporter: Arsecutter

The smallish pack gathered at the fine establishment of the Maypole for what promised to be the run of the week! Off out the side door with runners heading east and walkers across the road into the Kmart carpark. Crusher must have set trail when there were no cars about, but with the carpark 3/4s full trail was hidden until Grizzly found trail near the far corner of the complex near Swanston Street. The trail continued up said street for some way with a check several blocks up and the running trail coming into the same check. Trail still continued up Swanston until the right hand turned down a pathway that runs across Paviour Street to the main road. Then it was down towards home with a Piss Stop in the Woolies Newtown carpark interrupting our sojourn… I clocked just under 3k for walkers, so in running for the shortest trail of the year.

On on AC.

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Nancy Boy

• Crusha (with some help from his sister Tits Up): The Hare
• Tarzan’s Grope: With the government in caretaker mode, there is not much to do at work other than play Monopoly
• C#n’t Stop and Prickit: Prickit is off to Low Head for a holiday. When she told C#n’t Stop he though she was telling him to lie back and enjoy the moment.
• Buddha: used to laugh like a Geelong man but now has to laugh like a Collingwood supporter.

• Birthday skol: Snack Bar, Crusha, Goblet, Cereal Box (and Wee Bev in absentia).
• Platypussy: ordered Swiss chicken but it didn’t come with any holes in it.
• Snack Bar, Xena, Clearfell and Arsecutter: all left their other halves at home while they were off frolicking at Hash.
• C#ntry members: Scrotum, Goblet, Cereal Box, Murray the Rat, Tarzan’s Grope.
• Millstone: Pole Dancer 1050 runs.

Skols from the floor:

• Grizzly>Crusha: put his right hand on the line putting too many trail markers down; won’t be able to w*nk for a month.
• Grizzly>Scrotum: last one to arrive at Hash. Rather than find the Hash Cash to pay, all he wanted to know was where the p*ss stop was.
• Grizzy>Goblet: has fallen on hard times. Instead of bringing his 18-year-old whisky for the birthday bash, he brought Jack Daniels Black (which only Scrotum was happy with).

NEXT RUN

Run 1482: 17 July 2025
HARE APPARENT: Wee Willy Winky, Bad News and Robin Hood
STARTING FROM: Midway Point Tavern
RUN REPORTER: Prickit
$5 run fee, buy your own food and drinks at the venue.

A note from the Hash Hops: Now that daylight savings is over, p*ss stops will be for special themed runs or to coincide with other events such as birthdays. If you would like a p*ss stop outside of this, please contact the JMs

RECEDING HARELINE

Roll up! Roll up! 
Check your diaries and tell Morticia when and where you might like to set a trail this year.  If you don’t know how to set one. Find a friend who can to help you!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

8-10 May 2026 | Interhash 2026, Yogyakarta, Indonesia

HASH FLASH

All the photos from Run 1481

MISMANAGEMENT 2025

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.

Run reports: Please send directly to Xena by Sunday lunchtime at melaniebryant2901@gmail.com

If you are away the week you have been nominated to do a run report, could you please let Xena know so that a replacement can be organised.