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Chardonnay’s Jugs of Bear Trail
4 June from The Civic Club, Hobart
Hare: Grizzly (with flour-free administrative assistance from Lone Arranger)
Run Reporter: Pole Dancer

After last week’s balmy trail set from the Midway Tavern it was off to another favorite run venue of Hashers, the domain of Jugs the Civic Club. With Long Arranger and Grizzly setting this trail on what has been a miserable wet soaking week of rain, the Hash Rain Gods had looked upon Mr and Mrs Hash and parted the rain clouds to offer us a dry run. I often think that Grizzly had given up his Manhole Virginity to the Hash Rain Gods so they would give him rain free nights for his hash runs!!

Arriving at the Civic Club with plenty of premium parking available with some Hashers taking up two spots. LOL. I wandered inside to find about 20 Hashers gathering for tonight’s run. With the usual culprits hydrating for their run/walk with golden amber liquids or bubbly ‘water’ and the Hash Cashiers gathering money for their new car or overseas trip. The Hash Lips were circulating around gathering early dirt on Hashers. It was good to see Wee Bev and Flicky back from their overseas adventures and ready for another Highland Fling bash.

With 6:31 getting closer Long Arranger got the attention of us and Grizzly gave the run instructions; one trail, trail set on the right (which was to confuse some Hashers later) and set on big blobs of flour in case of rain. Off we set with Red Dress to mark any Checks/False Trails in the right directions. Red Dress on seeing first blob of flour put an arrow pointing back as a joke which totally confused some walkers!! We turned at the corner of Molle St near the new Bierhalle, which had opened last Friday and we lost some Hashers there. The rest of us headed towards Fitzroy Gardens where Chris Miss and Red Dress found the first FT. I found the trail heading toward the lights at the corner of Davey St and the Southern Outlet where we found our way to the Rivulet track after some clever FTs. We headed up the Rivulet Track toward C3 which is one of my favorite cafes while hiding out from work, LOL. The rivulet was more like a raging river with all the rain coming off the mountain. I don’t know where all the poor platypuses where hiding out from the raging waters, hope they are okay.

Another clever FT near the primary schools brought us back along the other side of the rivulet and to Davey St again. After another FT Chris Miss found the trail heading down Davey Place and into Lynton Ave where we did head past Yes Please’s old house and heading in the direction of Parliament Park. Looking ahead I could see what looked like a dirty pervert in a trench coat but ended up being In The Raw (the same thing) taking some Hash photos for Growler. From here it was on home to the Civic Club where I detoured down to the Bierhalle to check it out as a future Hash venue.

Heading into the warmth and hospitality of the Civic Club the usual Hashing Bastards were already there bull shitting about their stroll around the block and it wasn’t long before the pizzas and garlic bread arrived to feed the hungry hordes. With stomachs full,  Uber and Hands On BHBs took control of the crowd and started another lively Lip Session with the usual suspects called upon to skol for their misdemeanors. The TV was turned down as Geelong was coping another flogging much to ITR’s disgust!!

Another great night of Hash with a good trail set by Long Arranger with help from Griz who kept most of the rain away, nice meal of pizzas and good selection of drinks offered by Jugs. The Lip Session was lively and funny with another great joke by Jugs and no reply joke by HooRay. 

ON! ON! to The Highland Fling at Maydena for another weekend of run/s, alcohol, food and gross nudity (free of serial pest C#nt Stop) 

ONY! ON! Poley

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Uber and Hands On

• Grizzly & Lone Arranger: Hare and Hare extension. “Too much mud”, “too many hills”, etc.
• In The Raw: Twenty weeks into the job, still hasn’t got the Square to work.
• Cumonion: Conveniently ‘forgot’ her own card again.
• Nonna Prickit: She’s a grandma!
• Prickit: Accusing others of stealing her drink. It was in her hand!
• Wee Bev & Herr Flick: C*untry members.
• Wee Bev: Lost her credit card and driver license, somewhere between Spain and the UK, meaning that Flicky had to do all the driving in Scotland instead of enjoying many the numerous whisky tastings planned. On returning home, Wee Bev ‘found’ the missing items in the bottom of her handbag.

• Jacques le Poo: Wondering how many people he’s run over to have attracted such bad luck with health issues.
• In The Raw: Warning not to go to Maydena early as Dumb and Dumber (ITR and Dyke) are heading up early and visiting every pub enroute.
• Herr Flick: Transferring through Turkey and had to pick up luggage to transfer to next flight. Had to get a $90 visa to do it, even though he didn’t ever leave the airport.
• Jugs: Has a new vehicle (a purple electric bike was parked outside the Club door).

Skols from the floor:

• Red Dress & Chris Miss: Red Dress had one job – mark all the FTs. Got to the first one and Chris Miss said ‘fuck ’em, they’re walkers’.

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