Hash Trash

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 19 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Reddy Steady Look Trail – R*n 141630 May 2024 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Red DressRun Reporter: Jaffa Wee Bev Here we are again, back at the Kingston RSL. A popular venue for those living in the vicinity! There was no rain when we started the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 18 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s NDIS Presidential Trail – R*n 141523 May 2024 from The Civic ClubHares: Can’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Uber On one of the worst hash nights that I can remember, rain freezing cold, near snow, a good gathering of hashers gathered at the good old civic…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 17 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Nut Dunking Trail – R*n 141416 May 2024 from Talbot TavernHares: Gingernuts and ArsecutterRun Reporter: Grassroots On on! Were the lusty cries from the Hashers! Gingernuts had set the run from the Talbot, with the able assistance of Arsecutter. Out through the bar – full of…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 16 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Extra Cream on my Birthday Cake Trail – R*n 14139 May 2024 from Kingston Beach RSLHares: Clearfell and SpoofRun Reporter: Growler Ah, brace yourself for an utterly scathing retelling of the Hash run No. 1413 from the Kingston RSL last Thursday night. Have I got…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 15 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Wear the Fox Hat Trail – R*n 14122 May 2024 from Fox Friday, HobartHare: XenaRun Reporter: Wee Bev A rowdy collection of running, walking, “can’t be arsed to do any trail” and “can’t be arsed with this venue I’m pissing off elsewhere” Hashers gathered at…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 14 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Trench Foot Trail – R*n 141125 April 2024 from Waterfront Hotel, BelleriveHare: HoorayRun Reporter: Lone Arranger My mum used to say “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”. Wee Bev says “That’s nay excuse to not to write a run report.”…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 13 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s You May Kiss Me Trail – R*n 141018 April 2024 from The Polish Club Club, New TownHare: Herr FlickRun Reporter: Clearfell Chardonnay HHH returned to the Polish Club in New Town for run number 1410 for a promised ‘run of the year’ by Herr Flick.…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 12 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Salty Onion Breakfast Bowl – R*n 140811 April 2024 from Buckingham Bowls Club, New TownHare: Cumonion and Cereal Box (with technical assistance from Snack Bar)Run Reporter: Softy I started this run report last week as I thought it was my turn after reading the Trash…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 11 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Royal Wrecked ’em Trail – R*n 14084 April 2024 from Queens Head Hotel, North HobartHare: WrectumRun Reporter: Spoof Back to the Queens Head for a wreck of a run. Beautiful evening for a stroll around West Hobart except it was a crawl up west Hobart…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 10 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Good-ish Thursday Trail – R*n 140728 March 2024 from shag pad at Alroy Court, RosettaHare: Pole DancerCo-Hare: Tarzan’s GropeRun Reporter: In The Raw There is always some trepidation when Poley sets a run from his shag pad. Hills abound. You can go down and do…