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The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 15 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Workers Unite Trail – R*n 14681 May 2025 from Kingston Beach RSL ClubHare: Red Dress Run Reporter: Chris Miss So we all assembled at the Kingston Beach RSL for a run set by Red Dress. On looking up the definition of Red Dress, it can…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 14 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Uno Jack Run – R*n 146724 April 2025 from Overland Brewery, North HobartHare: Jack Sh!t Run Reporter: Prickit Another balmy Autumn evening and a smaller-than-usual group of Chardonnay Hashers gathered on Anzac Day-eve for Jack Shit’s run from the Overland Brewery in North Hobart.  The…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 13 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Dancing Bunny Run – R*n 146617 April 2025 from Alroy Court, RosettaHare: Pole Dancer Run Reporter: Spoof WARNING:- If you are of a religious belief, do not read the report but please see Hosea chapter 2 verse 6, and then scroll down to the nice…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 12 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Upper Middle Gagebrook Run – R*n 146510 April 2025 from Wigram Court, Old BeachHare: Grizzly Run Reporter: Clearfell Some 25-odd Hashers arrived at Upper Middle Gagebrook, all fearing that their motor vehicles would be without wheels by the end of the night. The Hare, Grizzly,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 11 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Nine Lives Run – R*n 14643 April 2025 from Oceana Drive, HowrahHare: Buddha and Pussy Galore Run Reporter: Morticia Sixteen hashers gathered in a spic and span garage with everything in its placeand in perfect order. The run started 4 minutes late due to Morticia…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 10 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Tropical Eastern Shore – R*n 146327 March 2025 from Geilston Bay Rec AreaHare: Chris MissRun Reporter: Slippery Nipple On a calm Thursday evening 21 Hashers started their antics with a lost child’s ball.  Mostly males thinking they were elite valley ball players or clumsy soccer…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 9 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Foxy Moron – R*n 146220 March 2025 from Fox Friday BreweryHare: XenaRun Reporter: Xena With another nominated run reporter AWOL I can officially declare this week’s run as run of the year with no one to argue with me. In true Fox Friday style, the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 8 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes St Paddy’s Day – R*n 146113 March 2025 from Highfield Street, MoonahHare: Snack BarRun Reporter: We’re off to a good start this week as the Hon Sec was absent and the nominated run reporter was AWOL, so no one really knows what…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 7 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Friends with Benefits – R*n 14606 March 2025 from Beebo Place, HowrahHare: Fringe BenefitsRun Reporter: Hooray DOWN DOWNS Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy Skols from the floor: Poley>Xena: For leaving Poley a half square of toilet paper and the seat up while going for the…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 6 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Yeah Nah Troona – R*n 145927 February 2025 from Taroona Bowls ClubHare: C#n’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Xena A decent sized crowd gathered at the first of hopefully many Troona Bowls Club runs for 2025 on a fine summery evening. Slippery Nipple was overheard saying…