Hash Trash

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 9 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Foxy Moron – R*n 146220 March 2025 from Fox Friday BreweryHare: XenaRun Reporter: Xena With another nominated run reporter AWOL I can officially declare this week’s run as run of the year with no one to argue with me. In true Fox Friday style, the…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 8 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Potatoes, Potatoes, Potatoes St Paddy’s Day – R*n 146113 March 2025 from Highfield Street, MoonahHare: Snack BarRun Reporter: We’re off to a good start this week as the Hon Sec was absent and the nominated run reporter was AWOL, so no one really knows what…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 7 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Friends with Benefits – R*n 14606 March 2025 from Beebo Place, HowrahHare: Fringe BenefitsRun Reporter: Hooray DOWN DOWNS Lips: Spoof & Nancy Boy Skols from the floor: Poley>Xena: For leaving Poley a half square of toilet paper and the seat up while going for the…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 6 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Yeah Nah Troona – R*n 145927 February 2025 from Taroona Bowls ClubHare: C#n’t Stop and PrickitRun Reporter: Xena A decent sized crowd gathered at the first of hopefully many Troona Bowls Club runs for 2025 on a fine summery evening. Slippery Nipple was overheard saying…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 5 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Creepy Crawly – R*n 145820 February 2025 from Mirramar park, Blackman’s BayHare: MorticiaRun Reporter: Pole Dancer Turning up to Mortica’s abode in Mirramar Park, Blackpersons Bay with 5 minutes to spare with the traffic thru the Brooker Ave/Davys St going at a snails pace and…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 4 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Dodgy Ferry Run – R*n 145713 February 2025 from Boat Park, Dodges FerryHares: Slippery Nipple, Crusher and MetroRun Reporter: Maximus A surprisingly large herd of hashers ventured into the uncharted Chardonnay hash territory at Dodge’s Ferry on a very warm evening. The hares – Slippery…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 3 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Parliamentary Inquiry Run – R*n 14566 February 2025 from Parliament Street Reserve, Sandy BayHare: PrickitRun Reporter: C#n’t Stop Run report (A) Great summer night for a hash run with all the hashers in the park. The 6:31 call for Prickit to let us know where…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 2 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Wee Flick Frolic – R*n 145530 January 2025 from Victoria Esplanade, BelleriveHares: Wee Bev and Herr FlickRun Reporter: Uber A good gathering of hashers congregated at the house of Flick for the one flick and they’re gone trail. After plenty of arm waving and many…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 1 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Traditional Soft Opening Trail – R*n 145423 January 2025 from Montagu Bay ReserveHares: Soft CockRun Reporter: Xena Oh yes! That soft opening run where the new cummittee have absolutely no idea of what they are doing and the old cummittee try to pretend that they…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 53 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Walk The Plank Trail – R*n 145319 January 2025 from Customs House HotelHares: Joint Masters Arsecutter and Luv ShackRun Reporter: Sonar Arrr me hearties. We all gathered at Customs House dressed nautically themed for wee drinks before a short stroll around Parliament Gardens, where we…