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Chardonnay’s Communal Bowl Trail
18 June from Buckingham Bowls Club, New Town
Hare: Cumonion
Run Reporter: Herr Flick

A balmy 16 degree evening greeted a slightly reduced pack of 23 Hashers for
Cumonion’s ‘Communal Bowl Trail’ from the Buckingham Bowls Club.

I suspect the lure of Dark MOFO may have been the cause of the depleted
numbers; which just indicates who the true Chardonnay believers really are.

C#nt Stop was welcomed back from his overseas sojourn and retold of his
gastronomic adventures which is giving additional weight to his athleticism
when on trail. (Strava says he hashed the trail).

The 6:31pm Hares briefing by Cumonion suggested the 5.7km walkers trail may
be a stretch for some. But we all started off with great enthusiasm up St
John Ave where the pack slowly dispersed into the darkness and the usual
NDIS and other known short cutting reprobates like Pee Wee, Arse Cutter,
Growler & Uber hashed the guts out of a very well-marked and easy to follow
trail.

With Maximus leading the pack from start to finish, the other wannabe
runners, Pole Dancer, & Snack Bar were left in his wake and even ended up
well behind that competitive walking couple, In The Raw & Dyke.

At the other end of the pack were Tap & Hooray, both not even leaving the
grounds of the bowls club due to some poor excuses that were ignored when
later receiving their Down-Downs.

Grizzly, Jack Shit, Chrismiss & Wee Bev led the 2nd advancement of gun
walkers through the Garrington Park subdivision up to Creek Rd, always
keeping to trail.  They were closely followed by Hands On Big Hairy Balls,
Prickit & C#nt Stop who chose to hash through John Turbull Park back to the
trail along Creek Rd.

Some smart hashers like Herr Flick & Clearfell skipped the steep climb up
Lenah Valley Rd, which was to inevitably loop backdown through the newish
Lenah Valley subdivision as they chose to proceeded back along Creek Road to
the trail leading everyone through St Johns Park for a leisurely return
On-Home.

As usual, chief short cutting bastard Spoofo’s uncanny trail finding
abilities only led Lone Arranger astray into a very muddy situation, later
requiring the removal of her shitty shoes before entering the bowls club as
part of the NDIS crew.

We done to the Hare and her able assistants for a good trail & for supplying
some not bad food – another great night at CH3.

Herr Flick.

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Uber

• Cumonion: Hare. “Too hot”, “Hills”, “Flat”.
• Lone Arranger: now has dirty shoes because she followed Spoof instead of following trail.
• Lone Arranger: sorted through boxes of photos and sent some away to family members. Received them back the following day because she had put her own address on them. [Am I the only one to wonder how quickly AP delivered them? Surely that should have taken a week…]
• Can’t Stop & TAP: c*untry members.
• Can’t Stop: has returned from the UK several kilos closer to Grizzly. Who ate all the haggis?

• Can’t Stop: a bit of grey in the Blundstone brown. Getting a head job tomorrow.
• Can’t Stop: got back into Hobart from Scotland that morning. Prickit had an afterglow.
• Cumonion: Hashy birthday FU.
• Cumonion & Uber: Police called after two loud bangs. What happened?
• Snack Bar: sent some stuff to the charity shop. How much for vintage porno mags? Not much when the pages are stuck together.
• Dyke: not wearing his Interhash Ball Breaker finisher tee. Finally getting a wash.

Skols from the floor:

• Dyke -> Pee Wee: thought that there were two sew-on badges in the Interhash goodies bag – a large one and a smaller chunky one. The chunky one was a fridge magnet.
• Herr Flick -> TAP & Hooray: well set trail, but these two didn’t even leave the venue.
• Jack Sh!t -> Snack Bar: Fringe Benefits had to give up her Zumba class to help him to clean out his gutters.
• Hands On -> Hands On: Becky Ted is now a Collingwood supporter after having his front teeth removed.

HASH FLASH

Photos of Run 1534

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