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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay‘s Top Tier Trail
6 August from Maypole Hotel, New Town
Hare: TopDek
Run Reporter: Grassroots

We gathered at the Maypole for our Chardonnay run of the week, set by Topdek.

Snack Bar sauntered in looking absolutely pristine, with a definite swagger in his step. He was greeted by Grassroots, who appeared to be coming in for a welcoming hug. How sweet! 

WRONG!

It was, in fact, a carefully sabotaged CREAMING for Snacky’s 1250th RUN!  Needless to say, those pristine good looks didn’t last long, with shaving foam running down his face. In The Raw laughed and said he’d never seen such an evil side to Grassroots. Obviously, he doesn’t know her very well at all! 

It was chilly outside but thankfully dry as we crossed the road and set off up Pirie Street. Toppy soon had us heading down one of the many side streets on a FT.

There were a few residents popping their heads out of their nice warm abodes, wondering what all the noise and cries of ON ON! were about. Nothing to worry about folks — just Chardonnay hashers passing through!

The Hashers mostly stayed in a pack due to the well set out FTs and trying to keep warm in a huddle.

We crossed the main road into Valentine Street, then on to Forster Street, Montague Street and finally ON HOME to the pub.

All in all, a very enjoyable run followed by a lovely dinner upstairs at the Maypole.

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Hands On & Uber

• TopDek: Hare.
• In The Raw – Geelong and Collingwood both take up the ass.
• Snack Bar – Hands On noticed Rocky and Snacky eating a pie have quite a lot in common. We’ll leave everyone to ponder that one…
• Cumonion & Grassroots – They said they were in trail buuut talking talkingggg (They weren’t on trail!)
• Country members – Metro, Pee Wee and Red Dress.
• In The Raw – police on mainland don’t know what they are doing.
• Growler – not happy with her pussy.
• Mortica – came back from trail, ordered a drink then walked away without it.
• Milestone – Snack Bar 1250 Runs!!
• Pee Wee – Satin said she needs money for a heat pump. A cool $10,000 should do it!
• Spoof – lost property, a badge.
• In the Raw – got a bottle of 16-year old Chardonnay with ‘Hands On Hairy Big Balls’ on the label! Quite a tasty drop of vinegar!
• Hooray – can’t reverse on a hill after touching up Grassroots’ car last week.
• Slippery Nipple – giving driving instructions to Hooray.
• Mortica – getting two new knees as the old ones have worn out from too much sex.

Next week’s trail:

• Lenah Valley RSL, as set by Cumonion.

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