Hash Trash

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 19 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s 50:50 trail – R*n 147229 May 2025 from Midway Point TavernHare: Hooray (with Slippery doing the work)Run Reporter: Cumonion On a partly cold Thursday night Growler, Uber and myself left to travel down to Midway Point, we were minus Nancy Boy who was still recovering…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 18 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Ye Olde World Horse and Cart trail – R*n 147122 May 2025 from The Waggon, North HobartHare: In The RawRun Reporter: Snack Bar A good number of Hashers arrived in good time for a run from The Waggon on Thursday 16th May 2025. The run…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 17 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Cruising for a Boozing trail – R*n 147015 May 2025 from Wildlife Court, GrantonHare: Vodka Cruiser and Pole DancerRun Reporter: Growler # The Chronicles of Chardonnay Hash: A Satirical Soirée at Wildlife Court They say Hash is about the run, but darlings, tonight it was…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 16 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Birthday Bonfire Trail – R*n 14698 May 2025 from Smokey7 Cafe, KingstonHare: Clearfell & Spoof Run Reporter: Grizzly Kingston has been a boom suburb for the past 20 years, with once farm land now cankered with bricks and mortar and swans made from old tyres.…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 15 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Workers Unite Trail – R*n 14681 May 2025 from Kingston Beach RSL ClubHare: Red Dress Run Reporter: Chris Miss So we all assembled at the Kingston Beach RSL for a run set by Red Dress. On looking up the definition of Red Dress, it can…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 14 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Uno Jack Run – R*n 146724 April 2025 from Overland Brewery, North HobartHare: Jack Sh!t Run Reporter: Prickit Another balmy Autumn evening and a smaller-than-usual group of Chardonnay Hashers gathered on Anzac Day-eve for Jack Shit’s run from the Overland Brewery in North Hobart.  The…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 13 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Dancing Bunny Run – R*n 146617 April 2025 from Alroy Court, RosettaHare: Pole Dancer Run Reporter: Spoof WARNING:- If you are of a religious belief, do not read the report but please see Hosea chapter 2 verse 6, and then scroll down to the nice…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 12 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Upper Middle Gagebrook Run – R*n 146510 April 2025 from Wigram Court, Old BeachHare: Grizzly Run Reporter: Clearfell Some 25-odd Hashers arrived at Upper Middle Gagebrook, all fearing that their motor vehicles would be without wheels by the end of the night. The Hare, Grizzly,…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 11 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Nine Lives Run – R*n 14643 April 2025 from Oceana Drive, HowrahHare: Buddha and Pussy Galore Run Reporter: Morticia Sixteen hashers gathered in a spic and span garage with everything in its placeand in perfect order. The run started 4 minutes late due to Morticia…

The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 10 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Tropical Eastern Shore – R*n 146327 March 2025 from Geilston Bay Rec AreaHare: Chris MissRun Reporter: Slippery Nipple On a calm Thursday evening 21 Hashers started their antics with a lost child’s ball.  Mostly males thinking they were elite valley ball players or clumsy soccer…