Hash Trash

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 5 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Creepy Crawly – R*n 145820 February 2025 from Mirramar park, Blackman’s BayHare: MorticiaRun Reporter: Pole Dancer Turning up to Mortica’s abode in Mirramar Park, Blackpersons Bay with 5 minutes to spare with the traffic thru the Brooker Ave/Davys St going at a snails pace and…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 4 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Dodgy Ferry Run – R*n 145713 February 2025 from Boat Park, Dodges FerryHares: Slippery Nipple, Crusher and MetroRun Reporter: Maximus A surprisingly large herd of hashers ventured into the uncharted Chardonnay hash territory at Dodge’s Ferry on a very warm evening. The hares – Slippery…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 3 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Parliamentary Inquiry Run – R*n 14566 February 2025 from Parliament Street Reserve, Sandy BayHare: PrickitRun Reporter: C#n’t Stop Run report (A) Great summer night for a hash run with all the hashers in the park. The 6:31 call for Prickit to let us know where…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 2 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Wee Flick Frolic – R*n 145530 January 2025 from Victoria Esplanade, BelleriveHares: Wee Bev and Herr FlickRun Reporter: Uber A good gathering of hashers congregated at the house of Flick for the one flick and they’re gone trail. After plenty of arm waving and many…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 27 Issue 1 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Traditional Soft Opening Trail – R*n 145423 January 2025 from Montagu Bay ReserveHares: Soft CockRun Reporter: Xena Oh yes! That soft opening run where the new cummittee have absolutely no idea of what they are doing and the old cummittee try to pretend that they…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 53 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Walk The Plank Trail – R*n 145319 January 2025 from Customs House HotelHares: Joint Masters Arsecutter and Luv ShackRun Reporter: Sonar Arrr me hearties. We all gathered at Customs House dressed nautically themed for wee drinks before a short stroll around Parliament Gardens, where we…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 52 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s We Love Flat Hills Trail – R*n 145213 January 2025 Mt Stuart ParkHare: In The RawRun Reporter: Two Dicks Thursday proved to be a very nice day for outdoor pursuits such as fly fishing at Pine Tier Lagoon followed by an evening of frivolity with…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 51 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Run of the Year Trail – R*n 14516 January 2025 Berriedale Bay ReserveHare: TopDekRun Reporter: Gingernuts It was a lovely sunny evening as everyone gathered around Berriedale Bay Reserve excited for what was surely the best trail of 2025. A few of the shirts looked…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 50 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Goat of Chris Miss Past Trail – R*n 145026 December 2024 Montagu Bay ReserveHare: Jack Sh!t (Live Hare)Run Reporter: Chris Miss It was a smaller than usual pack in attendance on Chardonnay ‘s Boxing Day run, but we did have two Chardonnay virgins in attendance…

  • The CHARDONNAY BUGLE Volume 26 Issue 50 HASH TO: Chardonnay’s Handsy Hanukkah Trail – R*n 144919 December 2024 Lewis Park, Seven Mile BeachHare: Hands OnRun Reporter: Chris Miss On the 19th December, six days before the big boy in red comes down your chimney, Hashers gathered at Seven Mile Beach. They had no high expectations…