Chardonnay’s Right Royal Rumble Trail – R*n 1401
22 February 2024 from Legacy Park Community Hub, Queens Domain
Hare: Arsecutter
Run Reporter: Can’t Stop

It’s like one of those summer nights with Hashers in the park. You’re drinking straight from the bottle, singing the memories of the best Hash years and for just that night you’re infinite. You’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

The 6:31 call was made and with a few late arrivals we were on our way. One late arrival was that of Spoof. Parked in a disabled spot and then proceeded to get lost for the rest of the trail. We asked In The Raw to call his phone as he has it on speed dial to get him back on trail.

For all the Hashers is just follow the trail walkers one-way, runners the other way on a Thursday and no need for a search party to be sent out. Anyway, the trail headed out of the kiddies’ park and then meandered around the hills of Domain then into Hobart city, eventually popping out behind the Regatta Grounds.

Heading back up a hill to get to the well-stocked piss stop back at the kiddie park. Eventually arrived as the food was being served. Obviously, it was an easy trail to follow. 

Piss stop was the stop of the year so far. Arsecutter cooked up a great summer BBQ; plenty of meat left over for all to take home and ready to hand over the tongs to the next week’s trail.

Jelly shots challenged the tongues of many of the more experienced hashers. (I’m not sure of what they were experienced in). [I don’t remember any jelly shots! – WB] We all headed back to for the On On Lip session.

ON ON
Can’t Stop

DOWN DOWNS

• The Lip – Slippery, for taking advice from Hooray!
• The Hare: Arsecutter – Provided Chardonnay scored a second (or even third hand) hand Hash after two sets of boat people did it at 7:30am and 1pm that afternoon!
• Wee Bev: For warming up on a kiddies swing
• Fringe Benefits & Snack Bar – went a way for a platonic weekend together but seem to not be walking too well since their return. Are they Thor?
• Can’t Run, for being a Cuntry Member

From the floor:

• Griz -> Arsecutter for being the missing Hare at the circle after the 1pm run… Apparently he  thought that picking up children was more important.
• ITR -> Can’t Stop for being an ideal candidate for the President of the mobility scooter brigade!  Is there such a thing?
• Chris Miss -> Herr Flick & Jack Shit for being blind and unable to identify the strength of the beer they were drinking despite the strength being posted front and centre on the label!
• Jack Shit raised a toast for Peg Curry.. Mother of Herr Flick… an all round good egg and a Hasher at heart.
• Jack Shit ->Cumunion for providing him with a shiny new horn.  She has obviously been spending a lot of time giving it some long strokes!
• Spoof -> Herr Flick, for turning on the overhead heaters .. despite it being 32C!
• Next week’s run= The Phantom Hasher.. There is NO budget for this run SO bring everything… including yourself!

Next week’s run= The Phantom Hasher.. There is NO budget for this run SO bring everything… including yourself!

UP CUMMING EVENTS

• 8-10 March – Interhash 2024 @ Queenstown, NZ
• 16 March – Bream Creek Show R*n
• 28-30 March 2025 – Aussie Nash Hash 2025 @ Fremantle, WA

All the photos from Run 1402

MISMANAGEMENT 2024

Contacts for committee members.. tho’ its just as easy to use messenger.. or just ask a stupid question on the facebook page… There will always be someone willing to give you an answer.