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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Eastern Shore Bun Run Trail
7th of May from Belle’s Burgers, Bellerive
Hare: Chris Miss
Run Reporter: Cumonion

19 Hashers bravely turned up for the Chris Miss run from Belle’s Burgers, thank
goodness the rain held off but the sea breeze off the mountain was there to let us
know how cold it was (bloody freezing).

Right on 6.31pm Chris Miss quickly issued instructions and then promptly headed
back inside. At first, Hashers seemed to go in all directions but then gathered and
headed into the walkway along Bellerive Key. Our small brave dedicated group of
Uber, Growler, Crusher and Cumonion kept on trail to the Clarence Cricket Club
oval but then somehow lost trail. Our small brave, dedicated group then decided to
head back (duty of care for our older hashers). Growler’s hands were so cold she
could not work her phone to take photos.

Unbelievably we somehow stumbled across the trail. Thank goodness it headed
back in the direction of the burger joint. Amazingly our small brave group somehow ended up outside the waterfront pub and decided that it would be too rude not to go in and partake in a cleansing ale or wine. Going into the warm comfortable bar never came into our decision.

As for those other hashers who seemed keen to follow all the trail, we only saw them
when we walked that long trek from the pub to Belles. They must have cut out a lot
of the trail as they all beat us back to Bells (Short cutting bastards).

After burgers, French fries etc. Another good lip session was held by Uber and Hands On.

On On, Cumonion

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Uber and Hands On

• The Hare: Chris Miss
• Growler: Got excited at the RSL watching Dustin Martin play footy. Has a big poster of him in her bedroom. 
• Growler: Forgot to take photos on the run.
• Snack Bar: Came out of the closet with a drag queen while he was in Bali.
• Snack Bar: Looked bored shitless in every single photo that was taken of him in Bali.
• Can’t Remembers: Snack Bar, Zero, Smallgoods, Luv Shack, Jim Beam, Hands On
• Hands On: Broke speed the limit on her bike cutting a hot lap at Mt Panorama. Wasn’t pulled over by the police.
• Spoof: Soldering saga part 17 – has replaced the Temu solder for one from Amazon but can’t get that one to work either.
• Luv Shack: Made redundant, which coincided with her blowing the company’s travel budget.
• Snack Bar: Managed to take up five chairs with his stuff at Belles leaving no space for anyone else.

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Photos from Run 1525

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