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Chardonnay’s Honey Pot Trail
7th of May from HoneyBee Cafe, Kingston
Hare: Spoof and Clearfell
Run Reporter: Pole Dancer

Heading back to the Honey Bee cafe at the old Kingston Town shopping center for another Clearfell and Spoof joint birthday run. Getting there early to check out the special menu for the hashers and for Gingernuts and Slippery to have a pre-run drink. Cumonion had turned up early as well to start collecting the run fees.

Spoof and Clearfell were still crowing about their award winning run last year but did say it was basically the same run, which is fine because most of us can’t remember what we did yesterday . After we had all paid our fees and ordered our food we headed outside for the run instructions. It was to be the run of the year again plus a bonus P#ss Stop said Spoof lol 

So off we headed with Red Dress sprinting off being the only fit, not broken down runner. I was sticking to my walk/run rehab with Brazilian, Snacky and Sonar looking to run the walkers trail. We headed towards the Channel shopping center before detouring to the new Kingston Park. This section of the run was set by Clearfell using drawn arrows and took us through a maze of concrete tracks, children’s play equipment, steps and back onto the Park Run Whitewater Creek track. Basically we keep to the track till we ended up in the newish subdivision off Spring Farm Rd. By this stage Spoof had taken over setting the run using a dribble dropper in the shape of a triangle being not much bigger the a seagull sh#t. 

After coming off Spring Farm Rd we headed back down Channel Hwy, through vacant land into the Alfred Garden nursing home area, cross Redwood Rd into Patonia Rd and to the promised P.S. Spoof and Clearfell had set up some chips, lollies and good selection of alcohol to keep us happy  Wasn’t long before the walkers arrived and a few of the hashing bast#rds  from the Honey Bee cafe direction.

Back to the cafe to escape the chill of the evening 20 odd hasher grabbed their drink selection and headed for their seat at the tables. The food soon arrived with no complaints, a great selection of dishes were offered. After everyone was feed and watered Uber and Hands On B.H.Bs took control of the room for the Lip Session. The usual sculls were handed out with a few hasher getting the C#ntry member scull after returning from Interhash.

A great night, good trail, excellent food again and fun lip session. Onto the next run once Arsecutter finds a venue.

Ony! On! Poley 

DOWN DOWNS

Lips: Uber and Hands On

• The Hares: Clearfell and Spoof
• Happy Birthday Far Queue: Spoof, Clearfell, and Swallow
• Snack Bar: The ever Security conscious. Parked at the Domain for bike ride, checked car door several times to make sure he had locked it and left the window down. 
• Brazilian: Discussing News Years Eve event and asked “what night is New Years Eve”
• Sonar: Did his fasted run ever and sprinted to the Piss Stop so he got a Killkenny.
• Growler and Sonar: Heard to be having and interesting conversation, comparing their pussy’s. Growlers pussy has longer hair.
• Snack Bar: Hip and shouldered Sonar so he could get first coffee order after Wednesday bike ride. Sonars still got his coffee before him.

HASH FLASH

No photos this week so here’s a trip down memory lane from 2017

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