The CHARDONNAY BUGLE
Volume 28 Issue 32
NEXT RUN
Run 1545: 3 September 2026 – 6:31 pm start
HARE APPARENT: In The Raw
STARTING FROM: Bierhalle, 124 Davey Street, Hobart
COST: $5 – buy your own food and drinks at the venue
RUN REPORTER: Gingernuts
RECEDING HARELINE
| RUN No. | DATE | HARE | ON-ON VENUE | RUN REPORTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1546 | 10 Sept | Sonar | TBA | Crusha |
| 1547 | 17 Sept | TBA | TBA | Jack Sh!t |
| 1548 | 24 Sept | TBA | TBA | Prickit |
| 1549 | 26 Sept | AFL Grand Final Run | TBA | Grizzly |
See Arsecutter to lock in your trail-setting dates!
UP & CUMMING
2 November 2026 | Combined Clubs Charity Run @ RYCT, supporting Fight MND
21 November 2026 | Arsecutter and Grassroots‘ wedding @ Bellerive
30 April-2 May 2027 | Aussie Nash Hash 2027, Adelaide
27 May 2027 | World Chardonnay Day
RUN REPORT
Chardonnay’s Snack Bot Trail
27 August from The Talbot Hotel
Hare: Snack Bar
Run Reporter: Slippery Nipple
Snacky set us off from The Talbot, with our only brave runners, Poley and Hooray, actually doing what Hashers are supposedly meant to do — RUN! The rest sensibly took to the walking trail.
Meanwhile, Slippery and GingerNuts created our own “off trail” adventure, thanks to Slippery’s arthritic knee still being a bit outta whack. It is, however, improving after what can only be described as a miracle injection — so there may be hope of a proper trail yet!
Eventually everyone found their way back to The Talbot, where we enjoyed a good feed, watched the AFL All Stars and did what Hashers do best — gasbagged about life.
A good little outing with plenty of laughs, food and bull 
On on! 
Slippery 
DOWN DOWNS
Lip: Hands On
- Snack Bar: Hare. Good trail. Run of the year. Month. Possibly week.
- Vodka Cruiser: c*untry member. “I can’t come two weeks in a row.”
- Sonar and Growler: Growler showed Sonar a picture of her fluffy pussy. Said it needed clipping.
- Pole Dancer: not new shoes (according to Strava).
- Sonar: has yet to find a shirt in his cupboard that hasn’t been shrunk in the wash.
- Dyke: strategically-placed photo of the Tasmanian U16 team showing Dyke with hair.
- Growler: still screams for Dusty.
Skols from the floor:
- LA -> Vodka Cruiser: had a bad cramp on trail. Admitted that she no longer stores Deep Heat in the bedside table drawer.
- Grizzly -> Hands On: over optimistic setting out more skol cups than there were Hashers.
- Arse Cutter -> Slippery: phone wanking instead of paying attention to the Lip.
- Poley -> Hooray: no idea – can’t read my own writing.
- Grizzly -> Dyke: wandering around in circles looking for trail. Hooray walks up and spots it immediately.
Announcements:
- Full Moon Hash this Sunday (30 August) from Geilston Bay recreation area.
Next week’s trail:
- Bierhalle @ Davey St Hobart, as set by In The Raw. Run reporter, Gingernuts.
2026 Whodunnit
| Run No. | Hare(s) | Run Reporter |
|---|---|---|
| 1511 | Chris Miss | Morticia |
| 1512 | Can’t Stop | Red Dress |
| 1513 | Metro | Topdek |
| 1514 | Vodka Cruiser | Prickit |
| 1515 | Morticia | Sonar |
| 1516 | Hands On | Snack Bar |
| 1517 | Grassroots | Brazilian |
| 1518 | Snack Bar | Growler |
| 1519 | Herr Flick & Wee Bev | Arsecutter |
| 1520 | Snack Bar (2) | Xena (2) |
| 1521 | Fringe Benefits | In The Raw |
| 1522 | Grizzly | Chris Miss |
| 1523 | Growler | Grizzly |
| 1524 | In The Raw | Xena (3) |
| 1525 | Chris Miss (2) | Cumonion |
| 1526 | Clearfell & Spoof | Pole Dancer |
| 1527 | Arsecutter | Grizzly (2) |
| 1528 | Jim Beam & Didn’t Do It | Hooray |
| 1529 | Grizzly (2) & Lone Arranger | Pole Dancer (2) |
| 1530 1531 1532 | In The Raw (3) | Grizzly (3) |
| 1533 | Growler (2) | Luv Shack |
| 1534 | Cumonion | Herr Flick |
| 1535 | Grassroots (2) | Grizzly (4) |
| 1536 | Chris Miss (3) | Can’t Stop |
| 1537 | Maximus & Xena | Spoof |
| 1538 | Wee Bev (2) & Herr Flick (2) | Smallgoods |
| 1539 | Dyke | Uber |
| 1540 | Pole Dancer | Clearfell |
| 1541 | TopDek | Grassroots |
| 1542 | Cumonion (2) | Hands On |
| 1543 | Grizzly (3) | Maximus |
| 1544 | Snack Bar (3) | Slippery Nipple |
MISMANAGEMENT CUMMITTEE 2026
| GRAND MASTER | Grizzly |
| JOINT MASTERS | Grassroots & Slippery Nipple |
| ON SEC | Lone Arranger (Run reports to chardonnayh3@gmail.com by Sunday evening, please) |
| HASH CASH | Cumonion & In The Raw |
| HASH HOPS | Crusha & Topdek |
| TRAILMASTER | Arsecutter |
| HASH LIPS | Hands On & Uber |
| HASH FLASH | Growler |
| HASH HORN | Prickit |
The Chardonnay Bugle 
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