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RUN REPORT

Chardonnay’s Great Northern Trail
10 September from Cooley’s Hotel
Hare: Sonar
Run Reporter: Crusha

[INSERT CRUSHA’S RUN REPORT HERE]

DOWN DOWNS

Lip: Hands On & Uber

• Sonar: Hare.
• Clearfell: went to the Tasmania Devils v Essendon VFL finals match in North Hobart, but who did he barrack for? “Didn’t matter – I couldn’t lose!”
• Chris Miss, Jack Sh!t, Nancy Boy, Sonar, Xena, Maxi, Zero & Sonar: can’t remembers.
• Grizzly: dog Leo in the bad books after chewing LA’s knitting, destroying a doona cover and ‘staining’ a new doona cover. We all knokw who is going to get the blame…
• Milestone: Maximus 350 Runs!

• Nancy Boy: kitchen is being renovated, so has to survive off takeaways.
• Taylor: virgin
• Growler: borrowed blow torch from Uber for a blow job.
• Zero: two jokes that actually got a laugh. That’s how it’s done, Hooray.
• Hooray: asked if Moonah was a safe suburb. Chained ‘new’ BMW car to the fence.
• Herr Flick: new haircut, asked for Jeremy Rockcliffe-style.
• Crusha: paying for his meal but offered a series of Medicare/library/bus cards instead of something that actually worked. Those in the far queue behind him not impressed.

Skols from the floor:

• Herr Flick -> Scary Eyeball: ordered a kiddies meal. Also Hashed the guts out of trail. 
• Grassroots: 9/11 birthday.
• Growler -> Zero: lost teeth (northern suburbs cammo).
• Pee Wee -> Pee Wee: thought that his hearing aids were malfunctioning. Went to the audiologist who removed a huge plug of ear wax.

Announcements:

Next week’s trail:

• Taroona Bowls and Community Club, as set by Can’t Stop. Run reporter, Jacques le Poo.

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